anna\ nicole\ smith

1. (Anna Nicole Smith) (988↑, 239↓)

A voluptuous blonde pill-popping trainwreck who has her own television special that is about as painful to watch as a colonoscopy. A former Guess? model.

Is that Anna Nicole Smith's son? Poor kid, if that was my mom, I'd kick my own ass.

Author: noelle http://anna-nicole-smith.urbanup.com/74797

2. (anna nicole smith) (689↑, 37↓)

Code word for Xanax.

Dude, stop calling my [celly] asking me for Xanax\! Don't you know the fucking pigs are tapping my phone? Next time, just say you need to hang out with anna nicole smith, ya doofus. Save that overly obvious telephone terminology for when you're calling a [sketch pad].

Author: hecktor dangus http://anna-nicole-smith.urbanup.com/3984148

3. (anna nicole smith) (770↑, 198↓)

well she is a dead person.

Anna Nicole Smith is dead.

Author: hlfahfdehgfwehjgvsdfghjdfs http://anna-nicole-smith.urbanup.com/2242973

4. (Anna Nicole Smith) (703↑, 226↓)

A [gold digger] who married some old tycoon and inherited 250 million dollars when he died. She even put on quite a drama during the family court dispute with the oldest son over the money.

Anna Nichole Smith sure is putting that old man's hard-earned money to some use. Holding lavish parties and squandering it on useless shit while the real inheritors shake their heads with shame.

Author: AYB http://anna-nicole-smith.urbanup.com/141852

5. (Anna Nicole Smith) (572↑, 150↓)

A dumb but cute bisexual hick from Texas who got pregnant by the age of 16 or so, became a stripper then married a rich old guy (who passed away)... she became depressed over the fact that she wouldn't be inheriting the old dudes money, started comfort eating, and eventually became a pill popping, obese slut. However she decieded she wanted to get laid, so she became a spokeswoman for a diet pill company which secretly put her through several plastic surgeries for her to lose all that lard. Now is skinny, became a model and is semi-retarded from all the drugs she has taken. I think I speak for the rest of the world when I say: I pity her son and wish him the best...

Like my boddddy? Trim Spa baby\! *cheesy smile*

Author: lovezit http://anna-nicole-smith.urbanup.com/1173441

6. (Anna Nicole Smith) (368↑, 215↓)

what is that a Cow on valium? oh it's Anna Nicole Smith

mooooooooooo moooooooooo mooooooooooooo

Author: backdoor boyz are as gay as any gangster http://anna-nicole-smith.urbanup.com/786137

7. (Anna Nicole Smith) (234↑, 154↓)

What happens to a stripper when they graduate.

Anna Nicole Smith will pay a bro fo sho my fellow black emporer.

Author: anon http://anna-nicole-smith.urbanup.com/1099578

8. (Anna Nicole Smith) (56↑, 8↓)

Sleeping your way to the top.

My hoochie friend thinks if she gets a bigger boobs, she'll finally get her chance to pull off the good old Anna Nicole Smith.

Author: Brandonmf http://anna-nicole-smith.urbanup.com/3555905

9. (Anna Nicole Smith) (217↑, 170↓)

one word ... dumbass

said drunkenly unstage at an award show by Anna Nicole Smith - Like My Body\!?\!?

Author: Voiceofgod_08 http://anna-nicole-smith.urbanup.com/1490438

10. (anna nicole smith) (81↑, 45↓)

died yesterday 8. feb 2007. we STILL dont know what killed her. medies think drugs, pills or suicide.. the queen of bad selfasteem as well as good. not surprising then.. just a question when

hey you know anna nicole smith died yesterday ? YEAHH but i wonder why\!

Author: ripanna http://anna-nicole-smith.urbanup.com/2243710

11. (Anna Nicole Smith) (145↑, 114↓)

A fatass woman who gets her clothes from the arts and crafts section in Wal*Mart.

Is that Anna Nicole Smith eating those puppies?

Author: Bz http://anna-nicole-smith.urbanup.com/160049

12. (Anna Nicole Smith) (104↑, 77↓)

A trailer trash hick who got big boobs, married a billionaire oil lord aged about 90, and went into the Guinness World Records book for the biggest age difference in a wedding. When her husband died she pretended to care and inherited millions of dollars which should have been given to whoever was in his will before she came along. Recently died of a drug overdose. I know I speak for a majority of people when I say I feel no sympathy whatsoever towards her. But it is unfortunate for her young baby who will have one interesting and depressing upbringing.

*Anna Nicole Smith* - ooh look at me im going to do drugs because i think it makes me looks cool (dies) *rest of world* - LOL

Author: MrSlideways http://anna-nicole-smith.urbanup.com/2243462

13. (Anna Nicole Smith) (85↑, 63↓)

Gives [white trash] a bad name.

Don't get me started on Anna Nicole Smith\!

Author: Gahmuret http://anna-nicole-smith.urbanup.com/1852511

14. (anna nicole smith) (80↑, 59↓)

someone who has 2 names in case she forgets one of them

Anna Nicole Smith went totally wacko at the MTV awards and even started stripping

Author: LINDAR http://anna-nicole-smith.urbanup.com/1786417

15. (Anna Nicole Smith) (81↑, 72↓)

Airhead who has a 'staggering illeteracy', who has to marry old dudes, with old balls to get ahead in life. See also [Dumb Blonde]

Author: The Omnipotent Seal http://anna-nicole-smith.urbanup.com/76972

16. (Anna Nicole Smith) (34↑, 35↓)

Although she was a troubled person, she is dead and should be treated with respect. You should always treat the dead with respect. It shows the big man upstairs you understand life. Now all you jerks who wrote terrible things about her can think about that.

Rest in peace Anna Nicole Smith

Author: skylarskank http://anna-nicole-smith.urbanup.com/3163665

17. (Anna Nicole Smith) (23↑, 35↓)

A women who's known for shameful sexing drug taking ways a gold digger who married an old rich man than the slut inherited his money while his rghtful heirs get none. And left her baby (because of a drug over dose) behind with people who know they'll have possession of the money until she becomes an adult

Anna Nicole Smith is a selfish mother because she left her baby behind, a pill popping slut, and a gold digger, whom never the less is appreciate by young school aged white girls. women get bad reputations as sluts(not that I'm stereotyping but it's just common)Black , but you can see see girls gone wild commercials' and the 'Next(tv series)'on mtv. where that girl said that she liked to urinate in public

Author: empress raptor http://anna-nicole-smith.urbanup.com/2356370

18. (anna nicole smith) (10↑, 23↓)

a lowlife exhibitionist whose only talent was disrobing

Anna nicole smith is taking off her clothes again

Author: Jael Betis http://anna-nicole-smith.urbanup.com/3083373

19. (anna nicole smith) (7↑, 20↓)

found dead in her hotel room on february 8th, 2007

"hey wtf happened to that crazy blonde bitch, anna nicole smith?" "who cares?"

Author: mashayekhi http://anna-nicole-smith.urbanup.com/2244243

20. (anna nicole smith) (11↑, 25↓)

Anna was a beautiful vivacious soul with some serious baggage. The lovely guess model was lucid, coherant, and sweet. She had a difficult time coping with her problems. She turned to drugs and alcohol. Eventually her addictions to drugs and alcohol consumed her life. She became a public spectacle. People viewed her as a joke. She was never really able to completly clean up her act. She died with negativity surrounding her name. What a shame.

Anna nicole smith was judged unfairly.

Author: Joy Joy http://anna-nicole-smith.urbanup.com/2251053

21. (Anna Nicole Smith) (16↑, 33↓)

A woman of good taste

Anna Nicole Smith: I want pink on the walls, and leopard on the ceiling. Anna Nicole Smith: Friiillly PPPiiinkk

Author: Franz-Alexis http://anna-nicole-smith.urbanup.com/2947717

22. (anna nicole smith) (7↑, 26↓)

Where a person lines up a bunch of guys and 1 woman and gives oral sex to all the guys. Then the person saves the semen in their mouth until the girl is next. The person spits the semen into the girls vagina and tells her "Good luck finding the father."

"I made a deal with Jeff that i would give Stacy an Anna Nicole Smith if she got drunk. Dude that would ruin her reputation as the non sluttiest girl in the school."

Author: devon page http://anna-nicole-smith.urbanup.com/3028384

23. (Anna Nicole Smith) (35↑, 61↓)

Anna Nicole Smith is some lady who married an eighty year old amish person with old timers just to get 250 million $$. Not for love. Money. You dont friggen marry someone and spend the rest of your life with them so you can get those new Jimmy fucken choos... oops, getting off track.

On The honey moon: While grandpa drooled and tried to get a boner, Anna Nicole Smith got breast implants, a face lift, orange paint spewed all over her, a dye job, new jimmy choos, a rainbow dildo (since her lover ran out of viagara), and a kid from Tanzania

Author: Renaa http://anna-nicole-smith.urbanup.com/1918917

24. (Anna Nicole Smith) (88↑, 123↓)

HUGE ASS TITTIES see also [SHAMU]

Anna Nicole Smith has some huge Knockers\!

Author: \<3 lindsay http://anna-nicole-smith.urbanup.com/762294

Related: gold digger, paris hilton, slut, whore, golddigger, ho, anna nicole, britney spears, drugs, pickles, poop, sex, sugar daddy, trimspa, anna nicole smith syndrome, bitch, blonde, blow job, casting couch, celebrity, down syndrome bitch, down syndrome slut, elizabeth hurley, george michael, head, helen of troy, hollywood slut syndrome, jessica simpson, liza minnelli, money, opportunist, penis, pig, portable casting couch, prostitute, stripper, stupid, sugar mama, the prophet muhammad, vagina

Last updated: 2012.02.29